One day, while probably seeing one of those Dr. Scholl's gel insole commercials, the phrase "gellin' like Magellan" popped into my head. And this is the result of it. (Pictured from left to right: Bethany Gibson, Juan Sebastian Elcano, Ferdinand Magellan and Pope Leo X.)
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - "If Historical Figures Did Television Commercials," #2:  (BG) "How do you do, good sir? Are you Gellin'?" (Juan Sebastian Elcano) "I'm gellin like Magellan!" (Ferdinand Magellan) "He's right... I'm gellin' like a Melon from a Venezuelan!" (BG) "What about you, Your Holiness... Are you gellin'?" (Pope Leo X) "Of course, my child... I'm gellin like St. Helen!"