Greg "Egyptian Lover" Broussard is alive and well, and probably living in L.A. or something.
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (CW, watching the news coverage of the riots in Egypt) "Wow... Egypt's being turned upside down." (MG) "Riots everywhere, the military taking control..." (CW) "Yeah, it's a madhouse! Not even reporters are safe!" (MG) "And what about the Egyptian Lover? What kind of imminent danger could he be in???" (CW, pausing to give Matt a look, then) "Matt, whoever the 'Egyptian Lover' is, I'm sure he's nowhere near Egypt at the moment..." (MG, fist raised in defiance) "SAVE THE EGYPTIAN LOVER, DAMMIT!!!"