Need a ladder there, Philip?
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (CW, who's now a bit ticked at PW) "So... now you're assuming that I would sneak around on you? You wouldn't trust me to stay faithful?" (PW) "Let's not jump to conclusions here. I'm just thinking back to what we talked about online. I know your heart's in the right place, it would just seem too easy for a time traveler to sneak off, get a hotel room, have some fun... and then come back exactly at the point they left their home, their spouse none the wiser! [pause] PURELY speculation here. But... wouldn't you agree?" (CW, arms akimbo) "It sounds like you're saying that's something YOU would do!" (PW, who's getting majorly frustrated) "UGH.. NOOO..."