"Keith" and "Scott" are names on my in-laws' side of the family, in case you were wondering.
TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (Agent Keith Scott) "I am Special Agent Keith Scott, and I work for the FBI in their Paranormal Case Department." (CW) "You're a… um… oh what am I saying…" (KS) "Go ahead, you can say it. I don't mind being called a 'midget', though most of us don't take kindly to that of course…" (CW, standing next to BG) Well, I wasn't gonna say that…" (KS) "Though I do prefer 'dwarf', if anything just because I'm a huge 'Lord of the Rings' Fan. Anyway… I specialize in covert operations, as I can disguise myself and hide in things that most people obviously can't fit in. Plus… (CLIK WHRRRRR – and suddenly he's at CW's "eye level") the Secret Service can be very accommodating, as you can see." (BG) "Wow…"